Group Therapy Session for the Children of Celebrities

Pilot Inspektor: Um… I’ll go.

Counselor: Thank you Pilot Inspektor!

Pilot Inspektor: Call me Pilot.

Everyone: Hey Pilot.

Pilot: Hmm, where to start. Well as you all could have guessed I hate Jason.

Counselor: Jason?

Pilot: My father. What the hell is a Pilot Inspector?

(Somewhere in the back): I’d inspect her pilot.

Pilot: Who said that! Who the f*ck said that!! I swear I will tear your balls off!!! AAAAGHGHG!!!

Counselor: Alright that’s enough. Everyone thank Pilot Inspektor for sharing

Everyone: Thank you Pilot Inspektor.

Kal-El: Well at least your name’s original.

Counselor: Kal-el? Is that you?

Kal-El: Yea. Hey everyone.

Everyone: Hey Kal-El.

Kal- El: Ok, so obviously you all know that my whole life as Kal-El Cage has been a huge joke. But the thing I don’t understand is why couldn’t Nicholas just name me Clark? I mean, even the original Kal-El hates the name Kal-El.

Apple: At least your name is meant for a human.

Kal-El: Actually, Kal-El was a Kryptonian.

Moxie Crimefighter: Hey Kal-El, we should hang out sometime, maybe start a club or something.

Sage Moonblood: Hey guys, can I join?

Moxie Crimefighter: Hell no!!

Sage Moonblood: I hate you!! I’m going to start my own club then, and it’ll be so much better than yours!

Moon Unit: I can’t decide which group to join…

Counselor: Everyone!! Please! We came here to talk, not to argue.

Fifi Trixibell: WOOF!

Counselor: Fifi! Try to remember you’re a human.

Fifi Trixibell: Are you serious F*ck! Are Peaches and Pixie human as well?

Counselor: Yes! You all are human!! All of you!!

Mass panic ensues

Hopper: All of these wasted years as a bunny…

Liberty: All of these wasted years as a bell…

Ocean: All of these wasted years as a giant body of water…

Audio Science: All of these wasted years as a… … what the f*ck am I?

Mass suicide ensues