Rosenheim Poltergeist – Where's Craig T. Nelson when you need him? Or the Ghostbusters? Or Jennifer Love Hewitt?! She whispers at ghosts, I hear.

Illinois Triangle UFO – When you watch Signs and hear that the alien invasion is being repelled around the world, do you imagine a bunch of soldiers armed with Super Soakers and wish that was how the movie would have ended? I know I do.

Ball Lightning – Sometimes even God needs to get a Hadouken outta his system.

Hans Assmann – Is he some kinda alien/ghost proctologist? Nope, just your average run-of-the-mill dude named Hans who was a former KGB spy and ex-Nazi who fell in love with a Jewish girl and became a Soviet prisoner who may have later become a serial killer. Plus, his last name is Assmann!

Danny Casolaro – Government conspiracy? I've never heard of such nonsense. You've read one too many of those "ex-files."

Max Headroom Incident – Us young whippersnappers have no clue who or what Max Headroom is, but we can all agree he sure is a weirdo.