Maybe you misunderstood me when I insulted your family tree.
Maybe, I should have been more clear.
Maybe when I called your Aunt Lydia a “VD haven”
And your cousin Herman a “wuss”
You though I was saying “hello”.
I feel oddly unfulfilled
For it was my intent to enrage you
And yet here we are exchanging pleasantries
Seconds after I called your sister a “human callus”.
Maybe you misunderstood me when I insulted your family tree
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