Maybe you misunderstood me when I insulted your family tree

 Maybe you misunderstood me when I insulted your family tree.
 Maybe, I should have been more clear.
Maybe when I called your Aunt Lydia a “VD haven”
And your cousin Herman a “wuss”
You though I was saying “hello”.
I feel oddly unfulfilled
For it was my intent to enrage you
And yet here we are exchanging pleasantries
Seconds after I called your sister a “human callus”.


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I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"