They think
That your aura of black depression
Is a consequence of the thirteen gin and tonics
You consumed last night.
But I am a little wiser,
And I know that your frown and listless expresson
Are the result of a chemical imbalance
And that you are a victim of a widespread disorder.
They think you are hungover but I know you are bipolar
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