They think you are hungover but I know you are bipolar

 They think
That your aura of black depression
Is a consequence of the thirteen gin and tonics
You consumed last night.
But I am a little wiser,
 And I know that your frown and listless expresson
Are the result of a chemical imbalance
And that you are a victim of a widespread disorder.


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I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"