You run like Paul Newman.
By which I mean
You run like an aging movie star
Famed for his grit and determination.
You certainly exhibit grit, determination, and a little bit of slapstick
As you flounder down the sidewalk,
With your arms pumping heroically
You run like Paul Newman
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