"Highlights From The Republican National Convention" by Adam Hrabik

V.P. Candidate Sarah Palin validates herself by showing picture of her erecting a Christmas tree in downtown Wasilla.
John McCain wakes from nap ten minutes early, before delegates can complete drawing magic marker mustache.
Entire arena goes silent when a black man walks into the room, immediately realizes he is at the wrong address, and awkwardly backs out.
Small talk in line for the free blood pressure checking station.
After leaving the podium, Sarah Palin curses under her breath for forgetting to mention that Barack Obama is a, "know-nothing doo-doo-head."
Rudy Giuliani gets "9/11" tattoo on ass to cover up previous "9/11" tattoo on ass which he decided was, "much too small."
"No, this is not the Hanoi Hilton! Who are you? Stop calling!"
Bristol Palin ISOFFLIMITSBRAAGHHADFASOGHDSGHSAOFH320
John McCain falls asleep again, mustache drawing resumes.
Abortion doctor burned in effigy.
Vice Presidency explained to Sarah Palin as, "not quite as good as President, but pretty close."
LSD, DUUUUUUUUUUUDE!
"Why the fuck is Joe Lieberman still here?"
John McCain attempts to wash mustache off of face before discovering his arms are too short to reach his upper lip.
Some boring political shit.

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