Dry Cherrios: ORDER, ORDER I’ve called this meeting to discuss a very important matter.
Easy Mac: You always think what you’ve got to say is important, well I say your an arrogant punk.
Dry Cherrios: Easy mac, no need for hate. think we all need to discuss our new…. roommate…. Gin and Mountain Dew.
Cold Pizza: That freak isn’t fooling anyone… We know he’s an alcoholic.¼/div>
DC: Now don’t call him a freak, alcoholism is a serious condition.
Red Bull: Why don’t we kill the mother fucker.
DC: Calm down Red Bull, violence isn’t always the answer.¼/div>
Easy Mac: Aw hell, I agree with Bully here, just send him back out like we did with that Mexican alcoholic.
DC: Tequila was much worse then Gin & Mountain Dew, I believe we can salvage him.
Cold Pizza: You know he was trying to pick up your girl… Snack Pak: Red Jello.
DC: That bastard….



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