The Weekly WYR: September 10th

It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR. See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

• Be Michael Phelps and be super famous every 4 years, or be Ben Savage and be moderately famous forever? From Trevor
• Eat and entire Boa Constrictor while it was alive and be a bad ass, or eat a dead Boa Constrictor and be a loser who couldn’t eat it alive? From Todd
• Never be able to wear shoes again, or have to carry two briefcases wherever you went? From Calvin
• Have no one understand anything you said ever, or not be able to talk at all? From Wesley
• Have the sickest apartment in Milkwaukee, or a sh*tty place in New York City? From Mitch
• F*ck the hottest girl ever but all she does is lie there and say how tiny your dick is, or bang a mediocre girl who can’t get enough of how much of a stallion you are? From Tanya
• date a guy who looks like a hot girl, or a girl who looks like a hot guy? From Sam
• have a slutty mom, or have a slutty daughter From matt

Finally, this week’s winner of the That’s Kind of an Easy WYR Award is Ryan, who sent in this.

• Get drilled in the neck with a giant drill or never have orange juice again? From Ryan

Whoa Ryan, how much do you like Orange juice?

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.