Brain: Okay head, this girl is into us! Let's lean in for a kiss. Lips, pucker up. Tongue, get ready.
Tongue: Ready boss!
Weiner: Yeahhh!
Brain: Relax.
Brain: She's into it! Lips part, let tongue out. Tongue, do your thing.
Tongue: Woohoo!
Brain: Whoa wait, nothing crazy. Come on, go easy for once.
Weiner: F*ck yeah! You get her, boiii!
Brain: Shut up! Everyone calm down.
Weiner: I live for this! I LIVE FOR THIS!!!!
Brain: You need to control yourself!
Weiner: Aw yeah! I'm about to CUMMMM!!
Brain: WAIT! Don't- come on dude, she hasn't even touched you.
Hands: Can we go in yet, sir?
Brain: Hold on just one GO!
Hands: Let's do this!!
Brain: Chill chill chill. Not too hard, remember the last girl. Don't squeeze the nipples, caress, CARESS!
Weiner: F**************CCCKKKKKK YES! I'm gonna CUMMMM!
Brain: Don't!
Weiner: She's coming for me! I can feel her fingers outside pants. She's coming!
Brain: Just. Be cool. Please.
Hands: Can we head to her pants?
Brain: Go for it, go slowly.
Hands: Yes!
Weiner: AAARRRGGHHHHHHH! Nuts, you guys ready?!
Nuts: F*ck yes! Let's blow this load!!!!
Brain: Baseball! Grandma's vagina!
Weiner: Stop it! I'm bout to NUTTTTTT.
Brain: Little sister's piano recital!
Weiner: There's nothing you can do! Her lips are about to touch me now.
Brain: F*ck! Please don't!
Weiner: YESSSSSS.
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