- Went to two weddings that I wholly supported, three weddings that I fully did not, and five receptions that I completely don’t remember.
- Dragged Girlfriend with me to see Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, The Dark Knight, and Hellboy 2.
- Got dragged along by Girlfriend to see Mamma Mia! (Girlfriend and I are officially even.)
- Perfected my signature dish for entertaining: Nachos ìa Juhl, which I predict will be the next great culinary fad to sweep our nation. (Ingredients: 1 bag of Cool Ranch Doritos, an economy sized jar of Mott’s Applesauce, and an unflappable lack of shame.)
- Finally finished my first novel! I want to tackle Where the Red Fern Grows next.
- Water skied for a period of approximately 0.7 seconds.
- Jogged five or more miles every time that I went to the gym.
- Never once went to the gym.
- Heard Kate Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl” about seven times more than should be allowable under the rules and accords of the Geneva Conventions.
- Left my heart in San Francisco, my patent leather shoes in Minneapolis, and my dignity at one of those aforementioned wedding receptions.
- Wrote this list.
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The 8 Kinds of Christmas Cards
8 Things the Internet Ruined
News Feed History of the World: January 2012
TV Valentine's Day Cards
The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree
Drinking Games for the Mature Adult
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
