That poor red-headed boy,
That poor boy was born redheaded.
It looks like someone poured
A bucket of freckles on his head,
And it never got washed off.
His thick blond eyelashes,
Would suit an albino gorilla way better.
But here he is,
In public,
Covering his eyes in the harsh April sunlight
Poor Redheaded Boy
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