Some might label me the elder statesman of porn searches

 
Some really might go that far.
Because it’s a highly competitive game,
And I’ve been doing it for a while.
Who do you think they go to,
With questions like
“Where did bukkake first start?”
It ain’t the Delphic Oracle,
It’s to the tried-and “true
Sage
Of the brightly colorful, shockingly distasteful page.