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-Daniel Eric Lopez
-Happy Happy Happy Man
"Do you mind if we come into your home and tell you that we were with Jehovah on the night in question?"
He calls your third degree burn "epic"
-Lee: Your E-Stalker
(Noun) pooped all over (possessive pronoun) poop (conjuction) then (past tense verb) poop (preposition) poopy (noun).
"Oh look, there's a whole swarm of Homosexual Flies crawling all over my banana"
"Watch out, the wrath of an African-American Widow can be fatal."
"The average African Hissing Penisroach can grow up to a whopping 13 inches."
"That'll be 8 pounds, sir."
"I'm sorry, how many kilograms is that again?"
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