Was that my heart just skipping a beat?

September 12 seemed like any other normal Friday night.  I was wasting some time online when a random gentleman friended me on Facebook.  While I did not initially recognize his name I decided to accept the friendship just in case I had met him previously but just did not remember.  Less than 5 minutes later I received an IM from him which resulted in the following:

The22Mann: hey. its cody
SCC4460: hi
The22Mann: whats up?
SCC4460: nothing, you?
The22Mann: just got off working
The22Mann: so u look nice in ur pics
SCC4460: thanks?
The22Mann: np.lol
The22Mann: so what do u wannna talk aobut?
SCC4460: ….uh I don’t know
The22Mann: do u wanna ask each other questions to et to kno each other better?
SCC4460: isn’t that a little forced?
The22Mann: huh?
SCC4460: I don’t know
The22Mann: well are youo single?
SCC4460: kind of
The22Mann: ahh.lol well are u bi?
SCC4460: ………..no
The22Mann: cool.
The22Mann: well do u think im cute?lmao
SCC4460: dude, i don’t know you
SCC4460: I’m not sure if this has worked for you before but it’s a really weird way to try and pick up girls
The22Mann: try to pick up girls?lol im not trying to pick u up. but i do think u are cure
SCC4460: sure
The22Mann: u think i am?
SCC4460: wow, not what I said
SCC4460: I’m just saying it’s very weird to IM someone you don’t know at all and be like hi am I cute?
The22Mann: lol. sorry but i do really think that. i just dont kno
The22Mann: well can i ask u a question?
SCC4460: sure
The22Mann: are u a virgin?
The22Mann: lol
SCC4460: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
SCC4460: who the hell do you think you are
The22Mann: i was just askin a question
SCC4460: it’s an obnoxious one
The22Mann: sorry. i was just gonna ask usomethin else but nvm
SCC4460: what, what were you going to ask
The22Mann: do u wanna earn 2k
The22Mann: is what i was gonna ask
SCC4460: how?
SCC4460: oh my god, please continue
The22Mann: by hangin out wiht me
SCC4460: WHAT
SCC4460: what is going on
The22Mann: i was gonna give u 2k for hangin out with me
SCC4460: why?
SCC4460: and by hanging out you mean….?
The22Mann: so mayb i could get some head.lol
The22Mann: and get to kno u better
The22Mann: so…
The22Mann: ?

By this time I had run down the hallway to get someone else to see what was going on.  Upon returning to my room my gentleman caller had already signed off.  Sigh.