Falco: I'll take this one! You get the one behind me!
Jerry: That's the wrong girl! Falco, WAIT.
Peppy: I'm GOIN' IN!
Slippy: Fox! Get this guy off me!
Jerry: My name's Jerry, dude. And chill, it's just a waiter.
Slippy: Thanks Fox
I thought they had me.
Falco: I could use a little help over here!
Girl: What the hell?
Jerry: runs over Sorry, my friend's kind of out there. It's just his sense of humor.
Falco: Gee, I've been saved by Jerry. How swell.
Jerry: What the hell are you being a dick for? You asked for my he-
Slippy: Help!
Jerry: This is unbelievable.
Slippy: HELLLLLP!
Jerry: What!? What do you WANT?
Slippy: Get this guy off me!
Jerry: That's the GOD DAMN waiter, Slippy.
Slippy: Thanks Fox, I thought th-
Jerry: MY NAME'S NOT FOX.
Falco: Oh GOD! They're talking about their feelings!
Jerry: Just-
Falco: I'M GONNA HAVE TO ABORT!
Slippy: AH! I've got another one ON me!
Jerry: These girls are hearing everything you guys are saying!
Slippy: FOOOOXXX!
Peppy: HEY JER, I'm over with that girl you said you thought was cute!
Jerry: Pepp-
Peppy: Good news, she seems like a gigantic whore.
Girl: WHAT!?
Jerry: slaps forehead
Peppy: I think we're gonna get laid.
N64 Wingmen
Jerry: Alright guys, I'm gonna go talk to that cute girl up at the bar. One of you mind chatting up her friend?

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