The Weekly WYR: September 18th

It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR. See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

• Have the ability to fly, but every time you flew you were naked, or have the ability to be invisible but anytime you went invisible people nearby would talk sh*t about you? From Siggy778
• Only be able to watch That 80’s Show when the TV is on, or only wear JNCO’s for the rest of your life? From Nick
• Live in constant fear of clouds, or have your car towed every time you parked? From Marc
• Get to see boobs every day for the rest of your life and never touch them, or get to touch boobs everyday and never see them? From andrew
• Be the first thing that pops up on Google when you search “Amazing”, or the guy who plays PC in the MAC ads? From Ian
• Never feel pain, or never be able to taste anything for the rest of your life? From Robert
• Have a popcorn kernel in your throat forever, or have Cheeto-fingers forever? From Josh
• Burn the roof of your mouth, or burn your tongue? From Gonzo
• Have The Simpsons be funny again, or have Carlos Mencia banned from Television? From Colin

Finally, this week’s winner of the I Dunno If We’re On The Same Page Award is Josh, who sent in this.

• Make a lion submit to your will and let you bone it or not ever do the manliest thing ever? From Josh

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If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.