by Andrew R. Juhl on
- Mick Jagger can't get no satisfaction.
- Mick Jagger knows it's only rock 'n roll, but he likes it.
- I can't always get what I want.
- Mick Jagger also goes by the moniker "Jumpin' Jack Flash" (presumably because it's a gas).
- Time is on Mick Jagger's side.
- If I start Mick Jagger up, he'll never stop.
- Mick Jagger would like me to get off of his cloud.
- I can't always get what I want.
- Mick Jagger will never be my beast of burden.
- Still, Mick Jagger is going to miss Ruby Tuesday.
- There's just no place for a street fighting man.
- Mick Jagger would like to spend the night together.
- I can't always get what I want.
- Mick Jagger sees a red door and he wants it painted black.
- Wild, wild horses couldn't drag Mick Jagger away.
- Mick Jagger would like shelter.
- Mick Jagger is free to do what he wants, any old time.
- If I try sometimes, well I just might find I get what I need.
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