"Things You'll Notice While Home For Your High School Homecoming"

college hoodies, LOTS of college hoodies
one of your friends somehow gained 15 pounds in 4 weeks
your younger brother doesn't know how to erase his browsing history, and also has developed a taste for furry porn
your high school friends don't give a shit about your college friends
your college friends don't give a shit about your high school friends
high school girls aren't nearly as bitchy as college girls
you spend your saturday night wondering what parties your friends are at back at school
you'll log into AIM within 5 minutes of getting home and put up an away message reading "home" that you will leave up for the entire weekend
you'll question stealing liquor from your parents, decide not to, and then immediately regret it once you return to school
your high school english teacher has already forgotten about you
even though you have gotten into world of warcraft in a big way, you find yourself telling people that you party 4 nights a week
your bedroom is now home to no less than 7 pillows and 12 blankets

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