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Things You'll Notice While Home For Your High School Homecoming

  • college hoodies, LOTS of college hoodies
  • one of your friends somehow gained 15 pounds in 4 weeks
  • your younger brother doesn’t know how to erase his browsing history, and also has developed a taste for furry porn
  • your high school friends don’t give a shit about your college friends
  • your college friends don’t give a shit about your high school friends
  • high school girls aren’t nearly as bitchy as college girls
  • you spend your saturday night wondering what parties your friends are at back at school
  • you’ll log into AIM within 5 minutes of getting home and put up an away message reading “home” that you will leave up for the entire weekend
  • you’ll question stealing liquor from your parents, decide not to, and then immediately regret it once you return to school
  • your high school english teacher has already forgotten about you
  • even though you have gotten into world of warcraft in a big way, you find yourself telling people that you party 4 nights a week
  • your bedroom is now home to no less than 7 pillows and 12 blankets
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