Inspired by Clay Aiken’s brave decision to publicly come out as a homosexual, other singers have followed by revealing shocking revelations about themselves that no one could have ever seen coming:
Stevie Wonder: “I’m blind.”
P. Diddy: “I’m an African-American.”
Ruben Studdard: “I’m overweight.”
Michael Jackson: “I’ve had a little plastic surgery.”
Tony Bennett: “I’m old as hell.”
Sisqo: “I’m no longer popular.”
Amy Winehouse: “I’ve taken drugs once or twice.”
William Shatner: “I’m not really a singer.”
David Bowie: “I’m a human being.”
Chris Gaines: “I’m Garth Brooks.”
Eminem: “I’m from Detroit.”
Miley Cyrus: “I like merchandising my face and name.”
Elvis Presley: “I’m dead.” (via publicist)
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