Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 9/26

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Benedictine CollegeSubmitted by Mike

  Professor: If you were to take a tea spoon of the mass of a (some planetary term) it would way over 10 million pounds.

Genius: Wouldn’t the spoon break?


• B) NIUSubmitted by Sam

  Professor was explaining Germany’s parliamentary government and how it functions…
  
  The Brilliance: So do they have kings?

• C) Virginia TechSubmitted by Craig

  The TA concludes lecture of holocaust and ask if there are any questions:
  
  Blondie: Is it true that the theater in town is haunted?
  
  TA: Yes, yes it is.
  
  Blondie: Really?
  

• D) Columbia College ChicagoSubmitted by Ryan

  Professor: Lincoln actually chose a democrat, Johnson, as his running mate.
  
  Einstein: Wait, what do you mean by running mate?
  
  Professor: His Vice Presidential candidate.
  
  Einstein: Wait, the president gets to choose his vice president?!
  

• E) University of MarylandSubmitted by Mike

  While talking about alcohol withdrawl…
  
  Valedictorian: Do Native American’s experience greater withdrawl symptoms because they drink more then other people?