Track 1. Tonka Trucks and Hugs (Parents Are Always There)
Track 2. High Expectations: I’m Sorry I Couldn’t Deliver (Fired from Domino’s)
Track 3. Overdue Rent, Overdue Bills And I Can’t Overdo it Myself
Track 4. Payback is a Bitch But I Promise I Will
Track 5. Ostracized from the Community (College) But the Band’s Going to Make It
Track 6. Losing the Sibling Rivalry (I Don’t Care that Jeff is a Doctor)
Track 7. Professors Get Paid to Lecture, What’s Your Excuse?
Track 8. July 3rd, 1776 (I’m Not Ready for Independence Yet)
Track 9. If This “Please” ain’t Pretty Enough, I’ll Put a Cherry on Top
Track 10. Thnks fr th Thrty Dllrs
Amazing Dad Magic
The 10 Ornaments on Your Christmas Tree
How Creepy You Are, as Determined by Your Pets
The 8 Stages of Staying Up All Night
What People Will Say They're Thankful for This Thanksgiving, And What They Actually Mean
The True Meaning of Christmas, According to Christmas Movies
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
