This is the secret list that every summer and fall movie must follow. rom this “guidelines” they must pick at least one. “his list is 100% accurate.
- Up to 5 Super Hero Movies
- Up to, 1-2 good Super Hero Movies
- Michael Cera as Michael Cera, in…. Michael Cera
- Leo DiCaprio with a goatee and a thick accent. (most of his dialogue spoken into a cell phone)
- An action/thriller starring Will Smith
- A hokey comedy starring Will Smith
- An Ed Norton movie where he gets a scar on his face.
- M. Night Shamalan movie worse then the year before
- Saw movie worse then the year before.
- Philip Seymour Hoffman in a movie no one will see, but his supporting role is oscar worthy.
There you have it. s long as the movie picks on of the above, it will be a success.
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