"Would you please help me?" the blonde asked. "I bought a nine-poundturkey. Could you tell me how long to cook it in my new microwave?"
"Just a minute" the food editor said as he turned to check his reference book.
"Oh thank you" she said. "You've been a big help. Good-bye!"
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