Presidential Debates
Obama: I’m for change. I’ll cut taxes for 95% of the population.
McCain: He’s black.
Obama: I’m not Bush’s puppet.
McCain: Seriously. That isn’t a tan.
Obama: I’ll bring back our nation’s credibility.
McCain: I’m SO white! Look, you can see right thourgh me. My opponent, still black.
Obama: I’ll bring change to Washington.
McCain: He won’t change from being black.
VP Debates
Palin: We’re mavericks!
Biden: She’s a woman.
Palin: We’re not part of the good ole boy regime.
Biden: Probably preggers right now.
Palin: We’re for smaller government.
Biden: Shouldn’t she be baking something?
Palin: I’ll help our special needs children.
Biden: Women can’t drive…how can they run a country?
Palin: We want less reform.
Biden takes off his pants and waves his penis at the crowd.
Dating Dos and Don'ts
Flowchart: Do You Like Me?
Winter Pick-Up Lines
Five NEXT-LEVEL Handshakes
Pop-Up Notifications in Real Life
Every Time a Bell Rings
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
