It’s Jake’s favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR. See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.
Would You Rather…
- Say a popsicle stick joke every time you meet someone or a Snapple fact From Danny
- Get a hand job from the pokemon geodude, or get a blow job from charmander From ricky
- Work at the Max and be able to always have a threesome with Kelly, Jessie, and Lisa without being caught, or win over the hearts of every girl at Bayside High, but those three From Paul
- Have to chug every liquid you drink, or have to drink it through a twisty sprialy straw From Aaron
- Have too much salt on everything you ate or never have salt on anything you eat From Trevor
- Have a Mcdonalds in your house. or Live in the playboy mansion From Justin
- Eat three dozen normal sized cockroaches, or eat one giant cockroach the size of a housecat From Joe
- Have something stuck in your eye all day, every other day, or a dental floss lodged in the back of your throat forever From mike
- Put poop chapstick on your lips and rub them together, or use a poop cell phone until your next upgrade From sean
Finally, this week’s winner of the I’d totally pay $10,000 for either of those Award is Optimus, who sent in this.
- Piss silly string or ejaculate those snakes that pop out of joke peanut cans? From Optimus
You’d have the coolest dick ever, and probably get arrested.
If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.



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