When you cut things off with a girl via SMS you can pretty much make up whatever excuse you want, phrase it in the most convincing manner, and there's no chance you'll exerience the age-old "hump or dump" dilemma that occurs when you intend to break things off with a girl but she shows up to the restaurant wearing her "break-up makeup" and her hottest ho couture.
When texterminating a girl, make sure your break-up messages don't go over fifteen words, or certain phones will break them up into two text messages and you'll be charged an extra five cents,
- Luv U but not IN luv w U
- I thot I wuz red-E to date again but after my last gf Im not sur I can trust any1 enuff 2 B in a rel8ionship, That kool?
- I lyk u a lot but u r not wut im looking 4
- Lez B frends? ;)
- Sorry but I found sum1 Ls
- Do U hav ur frend Jens #?
Excerpted from Brocabulary: the New Manifesto of Dude Talk by Daniel Maurer Copyright