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The Weekly WYR: October 9th

by Jake Hurwitz on

It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR. See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

  • Have sex with a classic mermaid (top half girl, bottom half fish), or reverse mermaid (top half fish, bottom half girl)? From Jon
  • Delete your facebook account, or break up with your girlfriend becaues she’s a bitch and told you to? From Lavonnio
  • Be born 1000 years in the past, or 1000 years in the future? From Lavonnio
  • F*ck this who would win in a fight Darth Vader, or Voldemort? From Prabhu
  • Have really bad sex, or the best shit of your ife? From Cameron
  • Be the kind of guy who wears shiny shirts or still have one of those Nextel walkie talkie phones? From Plato
  • Only sleep with hot girls but have no emotional feelings towaards them or truly make love and feel connected to hahaha I’m just kidding. From Sawyer
  • Look exactly like James Van Der Beek or be able to dunk? From Joey

Finally, this week’s winner of the Ironic Award is Zach, who sent in this.

  • Write the wittiest “first” ever on the best CH video ever or have sex with a really hot girl and never be able to get a “first” From Zach

Sorry, friend, just submitting this WYR means you’re not the type of dude that will ever have the opportunity to do the latter.

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

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When I was 16, I was walking home one night from my girlfriend's (at the time) like any other night. Now, as a teen, I had a shaved head, but that's as far as it goes for me looking like "a bad ass". I was super straight edge. I got to the corner across the street from my apartment, and I was waiting patiently at the light to cross, when all of a sudden I hear the... Read More » wailers and see flashing lights coming in my direction. Two cops get out of their car, tell me to come over and proceed to start hassling me. Given where I lived (tantamount to gang territory) and the fact that I was a teen out past 11PM, this was annoying, but not a huge surprise. The first question they asked me was "where am I going?" I said home. They asked where home is, and I could point to my window from where I was standing. That wasn't good enough. They decided they were going to demand that I "empty my pockets on the hood of the car". I refused, at which point they accused me of having something to hide. But what they didn't know was that I was taking classes in Canadian law at my high school, and had already covered the section on statutes on search and seizure and probable cause. So I told them flat out: "Give me your badge number, and I'll empty my pockets. And, when you find nothing there, I'll be down at your station tomorrow with a lawyer and I won't leave until I have your job because I gave you no probable cause to stop me, let alone undergo a search and seizure of my personal belongings. And if you don't like it, fuck off". Needless to say, they got back in their car and told me to go home. And I did, smiling.