Vacation Time

With the coming election looming on the horizon, one question will be on everyone’s mind: What will George Bush do without any sanctioned vacation time?After all, it’s not really a game of golf at the ranch unless your ignoring the muffled cries of a nation.

“I’m not used to vacationing on my own time”, President Bush said in an interview on Wednesday, “only America’s”

A vacation every few months, or even every few weeks is what we’ve come to love about our president.His vacations are about as inevitable as Bristol Palin “accidentally” falling down a flight of stairs.And don’t just think these vacations are for fun, either.It’s much easier to veto a bill if you’re 4,000 miles from Washington, so if anything, it’s more practical.

But, the problem remains that after the new president is inaugurated, President Bush will no longer be able to vacation on our time.This fact alone is upsetting Americans and illegal, goddamned sons of…I’m sorry…immigrants all over the country.

“I looked forward to the president’s little excursions,” said Thomas Shoemaker, of Connecticut, “I’ve almost grown used to an absence in the White House.”

“Que?”, said stereotypical Mexican Jose Gonzales, of Nevada.

There had even been talks of a new bill allowing the soon former president to take vacation time from normal Americans.That’s right.Pretty soon you may have Secret Service at your door, ripping your Disney World park hoppers from your crying, six year old daughter.Grow a pair, bitch.It’s okay, he’ll be sure to send you copies of his pictures on Splash Mountain, or hugging that liberal commie bastard Mickey Mouse.It’s “still in the works” according to the administration, but you can bet the President will pass that shit faster than the Patriot Act.

In related news, Barack Obama recently took a weeks vacation from the campaign trail to rest and spend time with his family, and republican hopeful John McCain hasn’t taken a vacation since Atlantic City first opened its boardwalk in 1870.