The Weekly WYR: October 16th

It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR. See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

• Be dizzy forever, or own 28 indestructable cats that disrespect you physically and emotionally? From artimus
• Taste like stamp all over your body, or smell old only some of the time? From harrison
• Find a quarter on the sidewalk, or have your hometown win the WNBA championship? From Brent
• make sex noises every time you took a crap, or make cat noises every time you had to pee From Guillermo
• Live a happy and fulfilling life, or die fighting (and having killed) one or more bears? From Evan
• Hear the Family Matters theme everytime you see a black cop, or hear the Full House theme everytime you see a white widower? From Charles
• Have a viral video, or have a low rated TV show? From Chris
• Have a Light Saber, or end world hunger? From mike

Finally, this week’s winner of the That’s Not Technically a WYR, But Damn, It’s a Good Question Award is Philip, who sent in this.

• Is Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie a boy or girl? From Philip

Straight up, man? I’m not sure.

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.