Sisserfina: I'm suffering heavy fire! My rear deflector shield is breaking up!
Cpt. Hogard: Take evasive action. Rascal 7, can you cover her?
Lt. Dave: I'm sure she'll be fine. Her deflector shield is probably just "on a break," it should be getting back together any day now.
Sisserfina: Dave, this isn't the time!
Cpt. Hogard: Fine, I'll do it then. shoots Take that Garflonians!
Sisserfina: Nice shot babe!
Lt. Dave: Babe!?
Sisserfina: Bogey coming in at 3 o'clock.
Cpt. Hogard: The fleet can't handle their artillery!
Sisserfina: Maybe we should retreat?
Lt. Dave: Yeah, let's just break it off. Even though this attack run has been with you for three years and has an excellent retirement plan.
Cpt. Hogard: We have to make a stand. If the Garflonians take the base, all this bloodshed will have been for nothing.
Lt. Dave: My HERO.
Cpt. Hogard: Lieutenant, this is serious! We MUST unite against the enemy.
Lt. Dave: My definition of enemy includes guys who bone my girlfriend.
Cpt. Hogard: Oh God, they're everywhere. An entire squadron just ambushed us!
Sisserfina: There're too many. They've got a lock on you!
Cpt. Hogard: Pray for the Alliance, Sisserfina. Tell Palmus to lead the fleet.
Sisserfina: Hogard, NO!
Cpt. Hogard: Goodbye, my Crystallian princess. I love you. explodes
Lt. Dave: Cry about it, slut.
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