Much like Will Smith in Independence Day, this intrepid pilot stareddown a UFO with all the guts he had, and he fired a full barrage ofmissiles. He's been sitting on this secret for 51 years. Why comeforward now? He had to admit that 51 years ago, he was ordered to shootdown
..nothing. He saw a large blip on his radar, but no actual UFO.Thanks for the alien update, pal. Although, good to know that if analien arrived, the American government instantly orders a 24 missilewelcome wagon. I guess diplomacy is dead. What would Captain Kirk do?
Rest in pieces alien scum!
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