Because noone should ever make it to Godfather 3. Really. The first movie floors you, the second one thrills you and the third one, well imagine Pacino waving around your bloody still beating heart while making that face from the second to last scene and laughing and banging your mom and throw a mime in there… it’s just ugly, ok?
So here’s to the Godfather, to Jersey, to New York, to any excuse to drink and(almost) and the enigmatic presence of random fruits. I made a set of rules for shots (“core” rules) and a set of rules for beer(“additional” rules), so you can play any night of the week and still survive class the next day. I also included a link about the oranges.
The “core” Godfather Drinking Game rules:
When a baby cries and when a man cries
When there are oranges
When someone is made an offer they can’t refuse
When someone is killed/shot (EXCEPT for Brando)
During the montage at the end, I suggest to just chug a beer.
Additional rules:
When someone says “Sicilian”
When someone speaks in Italian (with or without subtitles)
When someone says “the family”,
When someone says “its business” or “it was business”
When someone touches the Godfather’s hands as a token of respect
Whenever the Godfather is on the screen
When there is wine in the scene
When anyone says or does anything to reference that Tom Hagen isn’t part of the biological family, even him.
Chug for the length of the man’s scream during the horse head sceneand during the montage at the end of the movie where all the men arekilled.
Click HEREfor a list of all the instances of oranges in all three Godfathermovies. This list of rules centers on the first one, but as I watch thenext two, we will add rules for them if people seem to want them.Oranges are significant because they foreshadow a death or bad eventcoming.
There wasn’t any list I could find for how many times a baby criesin the Godfather, but the significance is to represent family, as it isreally a family-based movie. cute, right?
Anyone tries this,
let me know any comments or critiques, because I’d love toperfect this, I just don’t know if I’d survive the process.



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