The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Cal Poly Submitted by Jeremy

  Professor was explaining the correlation between front porches and housing values.
  
  Professor: One study suggests that front porches actually decrease the property values of the entire block.
  
  Rhodes Scholar: Wait, how could they build a porch that big though?

• B) Rollins College Submitted by Kristen

  We were discussing test subjects.
  
  Professor: Okay, the control group gets the placebo.
  
  The Brilliance: … isn't that what comes out after the woman gives birth?

• C) Sociology Submitted by Kyle

  Professor: So in essence he was talking about theories still being used today, he was very ahead of his time.

  Golden Oldie: So would you say he was ahead of his time as a scholar?

  Professor: That's literally what I just said…

• D) BSU Submitted by Capt.

  Talking about the different impact of the bailout on provinces in eastern and western Canada…
  
  Lady Einstein: Is the District of Columbia in western or eastern Canada?
  
  Professor: It's in the eastern part. Of the United States. Where the President lives.

• E) University of Houston College of Pharmacy Submitted by Jason

  Professor: And this drug was discovered in 1000 B.C., but many scholars believed it could have been as early as the year 3500.
  
  Valedictorian: Wait, is that 3500 B.C. or A.D.?
  
  Professor: …really?