(Earth's house is bumping as his annual "Intergalactic, Plantary" party gets underway)
Jupiter: So then I said, that's not my comet, that's my moon!
(Saturn,Mars and Mercury laugh)
Earth: Ok gang, drinks are ready! We've got my trademark Milky Way Margaritas, Cosmic Cosmo's that Saturn brought and PBR.
Jupiter: Oh boy, gimme one of those margaritas.
Mars: I'll be at the beer pong table, if anyone want's a piece of the red planet let me know.
Jupiter: Hey , did anyone see where Neptune and Venus went?
Saturn: I think I saw them sneak off to another room.
Mercury: So Earth, you still supporting life?
Earth: Yep, yep. I'm still in the living organism business, but its really getting to be a hassle.
Mercury: Wow, I would get in that business if Sun would let me.
Earth: She got you on a pretty tight leash huh?
Mercury: Oh yeah, I'm lucky I got out of the house, its that time of the month
Earth: Solar Flares?
Mercury: Yeah, thank god she eclipsed or I would've never gotten here.
Saturn: That's some nice bling you got in your orbit there Earth, what is that?
Earth: Oh this thing? It's a new space station. My other fell out of orbit so I decided I'd splurge and get another. I see you got some new satellites as well!
Saturn: Yeah, Jupiter got them for me on our anniversary.
Hubble Telescope: Picture time! Get together everyone!! (Click)
(Uranus and Pluto walk through the door)
Uranus: Ok the party can officially begin!
Pluto:I say boom boom boom, a let me hear yah say wayooo!
Jupiter: What's up butthole!
Uranus: Really? Really Jupiter, gonna pull that card huh? Real mature man.
(Neptune emerges from a back room)
Neptune: Hey Earth, I got Venus drunk and she's ready to freakin go in your bedroom man! You got any protection?
Earth: No, and I sure wouldn't give you any If I did.
Neptune: C'mon man, what if I get craters?
Earth: It serves you right, now stay out of my bedroom.
(Earth pulls Uranus aside)
Earth: Why did you bring Pluto?
Uranus: What? He's a cool guy.
Earth: He's not one of us Uranus, get him out of here.
Uranus: No way man, do it yourself.
Pluto: Hey guys! Watch me do this shot! I'll be so drunk cause I'm such a light weight!
Mercury: Is that a chocolate dessert shot from Chili's?
Earth: Pluto, look man umm .. you're a cool guy and all but umm
Pluto: But what?
Earth: Well, we're kinda low on space and .
Pluto: Oh, no I see you want me to leave is that it . I'm not good enough for you?
Earth: Well it IS an all planets party.
Pluto: I see, well I'll just take my rock and ice filled sub-planet self elsewhere
then good day.
Saturn: Pluto, wait
Pluto: I SAID GOOD DAY!
Neptune:(Emerges from the back room) Hey Earth,I was messing around with Venus and she just meteor showered all over your floor, you got a towel?