(Earth's house is bumping as his annual "Intergalactic, Plantary" party gets underway)

Jupiter: So then I said, that's not my comet, that's my moon!
(Saturn,Mars and Mercury laugh)

Earth: Ok gang, drinks are ready! We've got my trademark Milky Way Margaritas, Cosmic Cosmo's that Saturn brought and PBR.

Jupiter: Oh boy, gimme one of those margaritas.

Mars: I'll be at the beer pong table, if anyone want's a piece of the red planet let me know.

Jupiter: Hey , did anyone see where Neptune and Venus went?

Saturn: I think I saw them sneak off to another room.

Mercury: So Earth, you still supporting life?

Earth: Yep, yep. I'm still in the living organism business, but its really getting to be a hassle.

Mercury: Wow, I would get in that business if Sun would let me.

Earth: She got you on a pretty tight leash huh?

Mercury: Oh yeah, I'm lucky I got out of the house, its that time of the month…

Earth: Solar Flares?

Mercury: Yeah, thank god she eclipsed or I would've never gotten here.

Saturn: That's some nice bling you got in your orbit there Earth, what is that?

Earth: Oh this thing? It's a new space station. My other fell out of orbit so I decided I'd splurge and get another. I see you got some new satellites as well!

Saturn: Yeah, Jupiter got them for me on our anniversary.

Hubble Telescope: Picture time! Get together everyone!! (Click)

(Uranus and Pluto walk through the door)

Uranus: Ok the party can officially begin!

Pluto:I say boom boom boom, a let me hear yah say wayooo!

Jupiter: What's up butthole!

Uranus: Really? Really Jupiter, gonna pull that card huh? Real mature man.

(Neptune emerges from a back room)

Neptune: Hey Earth,  I got Venus drunk and she's ready to freakin go in your bedroom man! You got any protection?

Earth: No, and I sure wouldn't give you any If I did.

Neptune: C'mon man, what if I get craters?

Earth: It serves you right, now stay out of my bedroom.

Neptune: Cockblock…

(Earth pulls Uranus aside)

Earth: Why did you bring Pluto?

Uranus: What? He's a cool guy.

Earth: He's not one of us Uranus, get him out of here.

Uranus: No way man, do it yourself.

Pluto: Hey guys! Watch me do this shot! I'll be so drunk cause I'm such a light weight!

Mercury: Is that a chocolate dessert shot from Chili's?

Earth: Pluto, look man umm….. you're a cool guy and all but umm…

Pluto: But what?

Earth: Well, we're kinda low on space and….

Pluto: Oh, no I see…… you want me to leave is that it…. I'm not good enough for you?

Earth: Well it IS an all planets party.

Pluto: I see, well I'll just take my rock and ice filled sub-planet self elsewhere
then… good day.

Saturn: Pluto, wait…

Pluto: I SAID GOOD DAY!

Neptune:(Emerges from the back room) Hey Earth,I was messing around with Venus and she just meteor showered all over your floor, you got a towel?