Jake Hurwitz

The Weekly WYR: October 30th

It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR. See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

  • Have a kind, intelligent talking hampster, or a loud, racist talking Wookie? From jim
  • Have a hang nail, or something stuck in your teeth for the rest of your life? From Josh
  • Get 100% on a really hard midterm, or get 100% on a really hard guitar hero song in a room full of hot girls? From smandy
  • Only be able to talk using famous movie quotes, or only be able to talk in a hilariously high-pitched voice for the rest of your life? From Chase
  • Always have someone pointing an elastic at your face, or have someone waiting around every corner ready to scare you? From Joel
  • Kill Dracula with your bare hands, or kill an army of weak, slow zombies with a bunch of weapons? From Bruce
  • Have Will Smith’s character from Men in Black be president, or have Will Smith’s character from Independence Day be president? From Bubby

Finally, this week’s winner of the Creative Arts Award is Brandon, who sent in this.

  • 8======D or ( . ) ( . ) From Brandon

Well, reader’s, you get the question. What’s it going to be?

If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

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Admiral D!ck

I use to work at a Military Rec. Center in the boat rental. The rules were easy 1.first come first serve, 2.rank does not matter, 3.and have a military id, will travel; they could rent boats and go fishing or partying. 6 months prior to graduating boot camp a group of marines reserved the "party barge" (BIG a$$ pontoon) this also happened to be Memorial Weekend.... Read More » Soo, the fresh little newbie's have loaded up the party barge with beer and what not and this Navy Admiral walks up without reservations and orders them to "Disembark and relinquish" the boat. All the new marines snap to attention and start unloading. The admiral than orders them to leave there fishing equipment and beer to save him time and expense. Seeing this I walk up and inform the Admiral "no reservations, no boat, your sol." Admiral orders to see my boss (I am the boss) and say "go to the big white house in DC and file your complaint there" Admiral "What's your name and rank! I'll have you marshaled!" Me "my name is ___" having no rank because I'm a civilian I stick my butt out and while pointing to my posterior "my rank is kiss this." Mr. Admiral d!ck wad storms off mumbling something about MPs and I help the marines out of the dock and with them a happy party. I do so love p!ssing of military officers.