Take a drink:

• If a state turns blue, desperately chug if it turns red
• For every 20 electoral votes Obama gets
• Every time you wonder if the exit poll interviewee is retarded
  

Take a shot

• If Obama wins your state, 2 if you're from Florida or Ohio
• Every time Obama obtains 10% more of the popular vote

Share a beer with a friend:

• Any time your candidate is called a Socialist

Chug a can of Labatt Blue

• Every time you threaten to move to Canada

Chug a Red Bull:

• If McCain wins Pennsylvannia, It's gonna be a long night.

If Obama is Losing:

• Drink every time MSNBC says that it's too close to call

Bitterly sip from a tumbler of Scotch and curse the heavens:

• If the winner of the popular vote doesn't win the general election
  

Switching Party Affiliations?