Take a drink:
- If a state turns blue, desperately chug if it turns red
- For every 20 electoral votes Obama gets
- Every time you wonder if the exit poll interviewee is retarded
Take a shot
- If Obama wins your state, 2 if you’re from Florida or Ohio
- Every time Obama obtains 10% more of the popular vote
Share a beer with a friend:
- Any time your candidate is called a Socialist
Chug a can of Labatt Blue
- Every time you threaten to move to Canada
Chug a Red Bull:
- If McCain wins Pennsylvannia, It’s gonna be a long night.
If Obama is Losing:
- Drink every time MSNBC says that it’s too close to call
Bitterly sip from a tumbler of Scotch and curse the heavens:
- If the winner of the popular vote doesn’t win the general election
Switching Party Affiliations?
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