Human DeEvolution: Top 5 TV shows

Is TV stupid because we’re stupid? Or are we stupid because TV is stupid? We may never know (because of the whole being stupid thing), but here are the top 5 shows that prove man is definitely DeEvolving:

5. Time Warp/Destroyed in Seconds/ Smash Lab (Discovery channel) – I don’t know how, but the Discovery Channel seems to have found a television loop hole by taking the same concept and making 3 shows out of it. You literally shut your brain off and stare at the tv mumbling, “Oh that was cool….Wow did you see that thing blow up?…Whoa look at that thing blow up….Jeez, that thing sure did blow up….” What the hell, Discovery, I use to hate you because you made me smarter, now I just hate you.

4. Hole in the Wall (FOX) – This show—with an absolutely capitivating title—was based on the Japanese TV show Human Tetris, which became popular via YouTube. It’s hard to explain without seeing it, but basically a wall with funny shapes cut out of it moves towards a couple people and they have to make it through the cut-outs or they will be pushed into water. So not only did Fox rip off another TV show, they ripped of a completly f*cking retarded TV show. From Japan. Apparently we’ve gotten so dumb, we can’t even think up our own dumb stuff anymore.

3. Human Wrecking Ball (G4) – This show features two meatheads breaking stuff. Need I say more?

2. Wipeout (ABC) – This is an obstacle course show that involves people getting hit with stuff while they fall in pools of mud and announcers make fun of them. It takes less than the average attention span to see someone’s pride be permanently damaged.

1. Anything on CMT other than the music – This is the mother load of dumb sh*t on television. Hulk Hogan’s Celebrity Championship Wrestling, Country Fried Planet, Trick My Trucker, I Want to Look Like a High School Cheerleader Again, My Big Redneck Wedding, Redneck Dreams, and the list goes on! Hey CMT, stick to the music ‘cause ain’t nobody want to watch what a redneck does in his spare time.