Good to the last drop, at which point it becomes excruciating.
If Waldo is always trying to hide why doesn’t he wear clothes that don’t stand out as much?
Politically Correct
This must be how white people felt when George Washington became President.What’s the point of daylight savings? It seems like such a waste of time.
My ex-girlfriend was the kind of girl who could “stop traffic”, especially given her low body mass and propensity to argue near busy intersections.
Not-quite-good advice
Friends don’t let friends drink, and drive.3 Reasons to skip math classes
1: You can do all this on a calculator 2: You’ll never use this unless you’re a math teacherThe hook to Katy Perry’s less-popular single
“I Kissed a Girl, But Then I Realized That Bisexual Experiences Probably Weren’t For Me “I used to think adults were awesome, until I learned what “Phone tag” really was
Oh I think you like me
No matter how straight you think someone is, always remember that they are a half-bisexual.Dr. Proverb
Laughter is the best medicine, unless you’re suffering from severe bronchitis.All it will take is one hateful, spite-filled seeing eye dog at an intersection to ruin it for the rest of them.
Hunter: What do you want to do for dinner? Gatherer: Let’s go out to eat.
Every Time a Bell Rings
The 15 Best Christmas Movies of All Time
Drinking Games for the Mature Adult
Facebook News Feed History of the World: World War I to World War II
Pop-Up Notifications in Real Life
What People Will Say They're Thankful for This Thanksgiving, And What They Actually Mean
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
