The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) MaristSubmitted by Justin

  Presenter: So the mystic healer, Rasputin, was poisoned, shot, beaten, and thrown in the river by the Bolsheviks.
  Genius: Wait, couldn't he just, like, heal himself?
  Presenter: I think . . . he wasn't actually magic.

• B) University of ConnecticutSubmitted by Alex

  While discussing the legitimacy of graphic novels are works of literature…
  Professor: Some famous graphic novels, like Watchmen and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, are widely accepted as pieces of literature.
  Shakespeare: Graphic novels are just really violent books, right?
  

• C) Too Embarrased to saySubmitted by Aldo

  We were watching a video about the Election of 1804 between Jefferson and Pinckney.The professor turned it off because it was time to go.
  
  The Brilliance: Wait, how am I supposed to know who won?

• D) n/aSubmitted by Joe

  Valedictorian: Excuse me, professor, what does torf mean?
  Professor: It's not torf….it's 't or f,' as in true or false.

• E) Northern IllinoisSubmitted by William

  When showing a picture of serial killer John Wayne Gacy…
  Einstein Jr.: Hey, is that a real clown or just someone dressed up like a clown?