You're right. Good call.
Looked at the title and thought, "hey this could be good" but then looked at the author and was like "this guy is a f*cking joke" so you skipped it.
F*ck you asshole.
Looked at the title, laughed for a while, forgot what you were doing so you got up and ate some Doritos.
You're high as f*ck. Nice.
Read the whole article and found which paragraph described how you read an "and what it says about you" article and took that as a serious description of your personality.
I honestly don't know what to say.
Tried to read it but it looked like this: uoY tuobA syaS tI tahW dnA elcitrA "uoY tuobA syaS tI tahW dnA" nA daeR uoY woH"
You're dyslexic. You should probably see someone about that.

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