In case you aren’t familiar with Ryanair, they are the world’s cheapest airline, and flying on a cramped, non-reclining seat as I did this morning will make you realize why. They cut costs in every aspect of their business, including their safety “cards” (which are actually just printed on the seat back in front of you), which look like they could have been drawn by a mentally challenged kindergartner. Bored while waiting for my flight to take off, I thought of captions that could accompany the ridiculous safety card drawings.
Note: Quality is terrible but it was the best I could find, and this article may be more appropriate for the European crowd (collegehumour.com?), but its the best I’ve got.
Emergency Oxygen:
Life Vests:
Emergency Landing:
Exit A: Doors
Exit B: Overwings
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