It’s my favorite time of the week, it’s time for the Weekly WYR. See if you’re brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe’s most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you’ve got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.
Would You Rather…
- Only be able to move by moonwalking, or only be able to move by C-walking? From Beepus
- Get caught reading fan-fiction, or Get caught writing fan-fiction? From Joel
- Fight a normal bear, or fight a robot bear that’s trained to kill you, but you get to have a gun? From Gil
- Have Obama be president, or still have Heath Ledger alive to reprise his role as the Joker in the next Batman film? From Zack
- Summon cheese anytime into your hand, or ripen fruit just by touching it? From matteo
- Become a Pokemon trainer, or be admitted to Hogwarts? From Carr
Finally, this week’s winner of the I Read Them All Award is Corey, who sent in this.
- Do you purposely skip and not publish my WYRs or do you not read all of them? From Corey
Every single one. FYI people “Watch a porno with your parents or starring your parents” is never going to be put on here.
If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.



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