A man is waiting nervously in the waiting room of a hospital. his wife has been in labour for a few hours now. Finally a doctor approaches, with a frown on his face. “I have good news and bad news” the doctor tells the man. The man decides to hear the bad news first “I’m afraid your new son was born a ginger” the doctor says slowly, cringing at the horrified look on the mans face. “ K, Whats the good news?” the man asks after a few minutes of extreme distress. “He was stillborn”
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