Something amazing happened today. I was attacked by a strange man in the parking lot outside my apartment; upon awakening, I had been enlightened on solving world hunger: eat other humans! They say great minds think alike, and I was quickly joined by more and more people who developed a taste for human flesh! Right now I'm trying to figure out how many people I've actually eaten. Even more importantly, you would think after one person you wouldn't be hungry anymore. Anyway, a couple of us zombie guys are going to wander over to the hospital. Chao!
P.S. On an interesting note, I fell from a 6-story building while chasing a helicopter and I got right back up. Isn't that weird?