I'm sitting at home minding my own business and my boy Player calls me and says my friend from Boston is here lets go out. "o, I said," is she a slam hound or what?" e's like she is my friend you aren't going to destroy her and she's not like that. said, "cool I'm staying in." e said, "dude she is not like that but if you can take it down go for it. said cool where are we meeting. "o make a long story short I meet him and his friend at the club with my girlfriend of 2 years (keep this in mind for later). get inside and he is at the table waiting on us with 4 bottles and a bunch of hot sluts. e introduces his friend to me and my girlfriend. "he was really hot, I told him first thing I'm going to welcome her to LA for sure tonight. e laughs, pours me a drink, and then says how and the fuck are you going to pull this off with your girl here? simply say," watch!" s the night goes on we continue to get more and more fucked up, the more fucked up I get the more I start chatting the girl from Boston up, and now I can tell she's interested. ith my window of opportunity shrinking by the second I pick a fight with my girlfriend, who has a signature move of just getting pissed off and jumping in a cab and goes home every single time. lready having that in my book of knowledge sure enough I pick a stupid fight and she was gone just like that. ow the club is about to close and I tell my boy, his friend was coming in my car and we were going to his house to keep partying and so I could fuck her. get my car out of valet and turn onto Sunset and no bullshit by the first stop light she was sucking my dick. was laughing my ass off thinking I almost fucked this up by not coming out. e get to my boys house, I took her strait to her room and fucked the hell out of her. ll the while my girlfriend has decided to show up at my boys place and sees my car in his driveway. "he comes in and asked my boy where I was, he said,"he left to get something to eat." im knowing I'm in there destroying his friend, he tells my girlfriend lets go eat as well. "o they leave (keep in mind I met him through her, they have been friends forever) and never come back. finish up and get ready to go, as I'm leaving I tell the girl from Boston, "WELCOME TO LA" and leave. t's like 5 am starting to get light. 'm driving home so fucked up I can't even see strait, pull into the garage, go upstairs walk into the kitchen and my boy has my girl on the kitchen counter fingering her and about to start fucking her as I walk in. 'm so sick, I was thinking I just fucked at hot 21 year old why do I even care if my boy fucks her, and went to bed. "o cap it all off my girl and the girl from Boston ended up being great friends and roommates. ll the while I continued to fuck both of them, and my boy Player is still one of my best bro's. e have so many more stories to rival this, post more later. heck out more at¼/span>http://www.thecocksmen.com/ ¼br>
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