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I love Thanksgiving.
You're still down at the kids table, sweetheart.
Ha! You kids just can't wait to finish your meals and get back to that Wii machine, can't you?
Yeah, I'm actually on the Ultimate Frisbee team at school?
Son, why don't you drive home this year.
So have you decided on a major yet?
Let's go out and toss the old pig skin.
I can't believe it's almost Christmas time!
It's great to see the whole family together.
Can someone please pass the wine?
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