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I love Thanksgiving.
You’re still down at the kids table, sweetheart.
Ha! You kids just can’t wait to finish your meals and get back to that Wii machine, can’t you?
Yeah, I’m actually on the Ultimate Frisbee team at school?
Son, why don’t you drive home this year.
So have you decided on a major yet?
Let’s go out and toss the old pig skin.
I can’t believe it’s almost Christmas time!
It’s great to see the whole family together.
Can someone please pass the wine?
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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
