Kevin Corrigan

New Thanksgiving Foods

A couple years ago some genius took his chicken and jammed it inside his duck, then he jammed that into his turkey and shoved it into the oven. The result was turducken, the greatest Thanksgiving bird-monstrosity of all time. It’s delicious. Here are some other great foods you can make by jamming foods inside other foods.

Cow-Goat-Pig


Cranberry Sauce-Mashed Potato-Yam


Pecan Pie-Pumpkin Pie-Apple Pie-Chocolate
Chip Cookie



Stuffing-Stuffing-Stuffing


Illustrated by Emily Gottlieb

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