Number of Drunken Floor Parties
Number of "Funarrific" Floor Parties
Likelihood that you will be friends
Number of people's doors always open
"I don't care what you guys do, as long as I don't see it"
How bullsh*t it is that you got busted
Willingness to follow dorm rules
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