Stupid Question Hall of Fame: The Week of 12/08

The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back again, ready to embarrass the kids who cheapen your degree. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free BustedTee. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CollegeHumor.com/StupidQuestions.

• A) Saint Mary’s University Submitted by Chris

  The professor was explaining the similarities between Greek and Roman mythology.
  
  Captain obviouslyinthewrongclass: Isn’t Greece in Rome?

• B) College of Charleston Submitted by Willy

  Professor: Never doubt an extremist’s ability to use his resources. In 1989, Palestinians killed six Israelis with nothing more than Molotov cocktails.
  
  The Brilliance: Isn’t that like a cosmopolitan?

• C) Brandon University Submitted by Alyssa
  

  Professor: So does anybody know why we start this course in the year 1500?
  
  Genius: Isn’t that when Jesus was born?

• D) UMBC Submitted by Alex
  

  Genius: Is it true that new cars get worse gas mileage than older cars?
  
  Professor: Why would you think that?
  
  Genius: Well, don’t newer cars have to be broken in?
  

• E) McMaster University Submitted by Owen

  After the professor shows a film made in 1915 about hunting rabbits he asked if anyone had any questions…

  Lil’ Einstein: Did those rabbits actually die?

  Professor: Yes they did.

  Lil’ Einstein: You’re joking, right?

  Professor: Are you?