It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.
Would You Rather
- Do the cooking by the book, or Ddrop that ass down low then pick that motherf*cker up? From Brad
- Be a superhero whose sole power is having the ability to cure anybody of any disease through the course of sexual activities, or be a villian whose determination allows for complete control over the world's resources and nothing can be done to get rid of your reign of terror? From Paul
- Create the world's best TV show, or create the worlds best website? From Matt
- Be as smart as Will from Good Will Hunting, or as good at sports as Pablo Sanchez? From Chace
- Always have muffins made entirely of muffin-tops, or always get an extra nugget in your value meal? From Jordan
- Fly the Millenium Falcon just ONCE or Be a passenger in it twice? From Han
Finally, this week's winner of the Easy WYR Award is Matt, who sent in this.
- Be best friends for life with Jim or Have just one night with Pam From Matt
Sex always wins.
If you have a good WYR, submit it here.
Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.
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